8 Facts About Babies The Not Cute Version

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Sure, your mom says you were cute when you were little, but what she doesn't mention is that you were a hair-eating zombie. Here are some not so cute facts about babies.


1
In the womb, all babies grow mustaches...that they eat.

2
When you were born you had taste-buds on the roof, back, and sides of your mouth in addition to your tongue.

3
Girl babies get their period, and all babies have boobs and lactate.

4
Babies sleep with their eyes open.

5
Baby boys get erections...both inside the womb and when they're born

6
Babies don't have bony kneecaps.

7
Like so many classic villains, newborns don't actually cry tears.

8
Babies can breathe and swallow at the same time.