10 Reasons Why English Is A Stupid Language

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Do you even English? As much as we might judge people for their bad spelling, the truth is that English spelling doesn't make any goddamn sense. Here are a few reasons why you should give up English.


1
There is no egg in the eggplant.

2
There is no ham in the hamburger.

3
English muffins were not invented in England.

4
French fries were not invented in France.

5
Quicksand takes you down slowly.

6
Boxing rings are square.

7
A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

8
If the plural of tooth is teeth, shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth?

9
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what the heck does a humanitarian eat?

10
Park on driveways and drive on parkways?